John Wayne Toilet Paper

El Mirage, Arizona

The other night we were visiting our good friends Dean and Lil who are renting a house in Phoenix for a while.

While we were there, I used the restroom.

I almost whooped with delight because that was the first time I’ve used real toilet paper in months! It truly was ultra soft. ๐Ÿ™‚

81bFvGO8VAL._SL1500_RV septic systems are fragile, so we use a special one ply paper that does the job but leaves a lot to be desired.

It could also be called John Wayne Toilet Paper:

John Wayne toilet paper โ€“ Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because itโ€™s rough, tough and donโ€™t take no shit off of anybody.

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6 thoughts on “John Wayne Toilet Paper”

  1. Ha ha ha! Remember all the times Mom talked about how many squares she used during the war?

    1. I don’t remember that, Carol, but I do remember getting lectured about using too much.

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