Insulting

Gold Canyon, Arizona

Woke up the other day, looked in the mirror, and what did I see?

A pimple!

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Zit, blemish, abscess, carbuncle, hickey, acne, goober… Whatever you call it, they aren’t pretty.

Like most, I had my share during my teen years.

But I never expected to have them at my age.

Pimples AND wrinkles at the same time are just insulting!

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Just doesn’t seem right to have an oily skin problem at the same time as an old and dry skin problem.

Don’t even get me started on when I spot a whisker, too… 🙁

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Fountain Hills

Gold Canyon, Arizona

We took a short drive yesterday to the city of Fountain Hills.

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Fountain Hills was a cattle ranch prior to being established in 1970 as a master planned community. The community was designed by Charles Wood, Jr. who designed Disneyland.

Fountain Hills is very beautiful. It is surrounded by mountains and lots of green desert terrain. There are a half dozen golf courses in the area all of which were getting lots of play even thought it was Christmas Day!

The centerpiece of Fountain Hills is its beautiful fountain; one of the world’s tallest man-made fountains. It serves as a focal point for the community and attracts thousands of visitors each year.

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The fountain, driven by three 600 horsepower turbine pumps, sprays water at a rate of 7,000 gallons per minute though an 18-inch nozzle. With all three pumps and under ideal conditions, the fountain reaches 560 feet in height, though in normal operation only two of the pumps are used, with a fountain height of around 300 feet. When built, it was the world’s tallest fountain and held that record for over a decade. (My guess is someone from Las Vegas came and took a look and said, “Heck, we can go higher than that!”)

There are multiple pieces of artwork throughout the park surrounding the lake and the fountain.

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There is a wonderful section honoring veterans and the USS Arizona.

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer ordered that flags at all state office buildings be lowered to half-staff until sunset December 25, 2014, in honor of United States Army Specialist Wyatt J. Martin, 22, of Mesa, Arizona.

1225141148bI’m always excited when I see twins, and these little guys were so incredibly cute in their Christmas gear. Mom tried to get them to stay still for two minutes so I could take a better picture, but there was way too much for them to see at the park.

1225141155The lake water and fountain water had a bit of a green tinge to it. Several signs proclaimed that the water in the lake and used to water the grass is reclaimed water.

1225141158I’m pretty sure it’s green from hundreds of coots pooping in the lake and on the sidewalk.

Ooh, and on the way to Fountain Hills we passed by beautiful Saguaro Lake.

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Wishing You + Yours . . .

Gold Canyon. Arizona

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I received three special Christmas presents among a plethora of great gifts from friends and family!

  • Richie and Melissa are spending a white Christmas together in Boise.
  • Rich told me to go play pickleball while he cooked the cioppino for Christmas Eve dinner for us and a few friends.
  • My wonderful friend Sharon knew I would be missing snow, so she sent me a couple of gifts including Instant Snow!

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I hope y’all have a wonderful holiday season!

P.S. If you didn’t get a chance, you might want to watch this <3 minute video from NBC News that aired a few days ago. It put me in a patriotic and thankful Christmas spirit.*

Snowball Express Brings Cheer to Kids of Fallen Military Heroes

*Be sure to watch until the end…

No Holding Back

Gold Canyon, Arizona

I had one of my top five pickleball sessions yesterday afternoon.

Amazing fun. Tons of sweat. Lots of learning.

I invited ten of the better players in our park to a play session when no other players would be there.

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Yep, I’m a pickleball snob. I wanted a session where we could play fast and slow, hit hard and soft, and use the two most important skills in pickleball: patience and smarts.

Interestingly, as one evolves into a better pickleball player, patience is the most important skill to cultivate.

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Patience allows a player to set up a play that will allow her to use her skills to most effectively to win the point.

What was so fun yesterday for all of us is that we didn’t have to hold back at all. Because we were all skilled players, we didn’t restrict ourselves in the ways we do with beginning players.

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We could dink (very soft hit just over the net), slam (very hard hit right at your opponent), slice (wicked spin on the ball), and lob (high and soft arc to the back of the court) to our hearts’ content.

Well, we could at least try to sink, slam, slice, and lob. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t.

And the best thing about pickleball is that it’s fun even when it doesn’t work… 🙂

Random Stories

Gold Canyon, Arizona

We’ve heard some great stories over the last month, so I need to get the best ones down on paper before I forget…

What’s That?

Mike and Carol were lying in bed. Mike was watching TV while Carol was surfing on her iPad.

Mike tooted.

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Carol said nothing.

About five minutes later, Mike tooted again.

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Carol asked, “What’s that?” like she didn’t understand what he was trying to say.

Mike said, “I already told you twice, and I’m not going to tell you a third time.”

 

Get the Bird

Mike, our neighbor at Gold Canyon RV Resort, grew up near Buffalo, New York. Every Thanksgiving, his dad went out hunting for pheasant while his mother prepared and cooked the entire Thanksgiving meal.

Dad would leave early in the morning, hunt most of the day, and return empty handed.

Pheasant_HuntingOne year, Mike’s mom had to make a last minute run to the store to get a few things. As she was driving home, a pheasant literally dropped onto her car. It apparently had been shot by someone nearby and died. She got out and picked it up.

When Mike’s dad got home, she asked him if he got any birds. He said, “No.”

She said, “Well, it looks like I have to do everything around here.” She calmly handed him the pheasant and said, “The least you can do is clean it.”

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Wicked Hive

Gold Canyon, Arizona

We went for a great hike the other day in Usery Mountain Regional Park.

1220141038Rich had done the hike earlier with Wally, so he was my guide on the Wind Cave Trail.

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It’s a short hike at almost four miles round trip, and it’s got a decent vertical climb of almost a thousand feet.

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Rich and Wally hiked it on a Tuesday and there were very few people. Way different population count on a Saturday. I’m guessing we passed at least otwo hundred people.

The scenery is beautiful from both the bottom

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and the top of the hike.

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There’s an amazing ‘something’ above the Wind Cave.

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Turns out it’s an active beehive.

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Wicked! It looks like some alien’s brain from Star Trek.

The actual Wind Cave was okay but not as impressive to me as the beehive. I think most people hike to the cave, rest a bit in the shade, and then hike down. One hiker/runner passed us several times as he did the trail three times in succession. Impressive!

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There is a municipal shooting range under the PHOENIX sign where dozens of shooters serenaded hikers with volumes of rounds sounding like fireworks.

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As we came down the trail, we passed some of Santa’s elves…

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Guess they were taking a break from making toys.

Appliance Envy

Gold Canyon, Arizona

I talked a bit about Happy Hour in a previous post. We haven’t had it in our neighborhood for a while because it’s been a bit chilly.

Well, that’s really only part of the reason. Another part is because Wayne and Jan started our neighborhood practice of “church” every evening at four o’clock to watch the effects of the sun’s setting on the Superstition Mountains. Jan loved to sit out in the street because it afforded the best view.

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But last week Jan and Wayne moved into their new permanent home–a park model  in this resort with perfect views of the Superstitions.

They’ve been busy getting moved from their 5th wheel into the park model.

Last night was the first night “the street people” met for happy hour since their move. We had a wonderful visit, laughing and telling each other great stories.

At one point, Jan mentioned that she recently bought a standing rib roast. When I asked her how she was going cook it, she smiled proudly and said, “I now have an oven.”

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That might not sound like much to you, but to those of us living in an RV it’s huge. We all have connection/microwave oven combinations. While they are okay, they are a D- compared to a standard oven for baking and roasting.

Six people turned towards Jan and said in stereo-like unison, “You have an oven?”

She smiled and nodded yes.

Debbie hesitantly asked, “Do you have a dishwasher, too?”

images (2)The rest of us sighed with appliance envy as Jan nodded yes.

Cupcakes!

Gold Canyon, Arizona

Pretty quiet here, so I thought I’d talk about Melissa’s entrepreneurial endeavors.

She and her best friend, Kassi, are baking cupcakes for friends and family. They’ve been doing it off and on for most of this year.

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But now that Melissa has HUGE medical bills to pay for her appendectomy, she and Kassi have been baking up a storm and holding bake sales at Melissa’s school.

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Over the last four weeks, they’ve baked and sold over four hundred cupcakes!

Visit their Web site: calico street cupcakes.

These aren’t just ordinary cupcakes. Yes, I’m biased because I’m the mom. But these cupcakes are incredible–in flavor sophistication and in texture!

Here are a few samples just of their seasonal offerings…

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sweet sugar cookie cake, filled with very vanilla frosting, topped with more very vanilla frosting and christmas sprinkles

 

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an oreo cookie on the bottom, candy cane oreo cookies & cream cake, filled with peppermint cream, topped with peppermint cookies & cream frosting

 

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cranberry orange cake, filled and topped with white chocolate cream cheese frosting

 

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pumpkin cake filled and topped with cinnamon cream cheese frosting

 

And some of their standard offerings…

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lemon cake, filled with lemon curd and topped with lemon buttercream frosting

 

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white cake with lots of delicious blueberries, topped with maple cream cheese frosting

 

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white cake topped with caramel frosting, peanuts and a caramel drizzle

 

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rich chocolate cake, filled with peanut butter cream cheese, topped with peanut butter frosting and a chocolate drizzle

 

As you drool over these, you can see why I’m anxious to get home to my new job: Official Taste Tester!

It’s a Small World

Gold Canyon, Arizona

We’ve been in Gold Canyon since October 31, and a couple of times we’ve experienced how small the world actually is.

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Story #1

The first happened not that long after we got here.

Rich went over to the clubhouse to surf the Internet and drink coffee one morning. He noticed a guy wearing a T-shirt that said, “Neibauer Drag Racing”. 

Rich had recently met someone at a drag race in Idaho who was named Neibauer, so Rich asked the guy wearing the shirt, “Do you know the Neibauers?”

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His answer, “I AM a Neibauer!” Turns out that Wally is the racer’s uncle. Rich had met the racer and his dad in October at Firebird Raceway’s Halloween Classic.

Since then, Wally and Rich have been hiking a couple of times and attended a car show. I’ve played pickbleball with and against Wally multiple times. Wally’s a great guy, and I’m happy we’ve gotten the chance to know him.

Story #2

About three weeks after we got here, I was walking in the clubhouse to meet Rich for Tuesday hot dogs.

(Every Tuesday we can buy a hot dog, chips, and a drink for lunch at the bargain price of $2.50. It’s a fundraiser for Activities section of the RV resort.)

I heard someone call my name, “Kathy, is that you?”

Turns out that Fred, a pickleball buddy from Boise, is a long-time winter resident here. I had no idea that Fred wintered in Phoenix.

We’ve had a blast playing pickleball. Rich and Fred met for the first time, and we both met Fred’s lovely wife Hope.

That’s Fred on the left.

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Then yesterday afternoon, I wandered over to the pickleball courts to see if anyone was playing. Four people were playing. Two I knew already, and I met two new players.

Turns out they are from Eagle, Idaho. They are new to pickleball and new to this RV resort. In fact, they are new to wintering in Phoenix.

So we have lots in common. I’m sure we will get to know each other more while we’re all here together.

And hopefully, we’ll meet often enough for me to remember their names because I sure as heck can’t after only one meeting. 🙂

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The Fabric of Our Lives

Gold Canyon, Arizona

Rich and I went for a drive yesterday in the lovely rain to explore the area a bit south of Gold Canyon.

Wedownload (2) toured the cities of Florence and Casa Grande and drove through miles and miles of cotton fields.

I had no idea that there were so many cotton fields in Arizona, but there are. In fact, cotton is one of Arizona’s Five C’s which contribute mightily to the state’s economy. The “5 C’s” of Arizona are cattle, climate, cotton, copper and citrus.

A bit of Arizona cotton history from ArizonaExperience.org.

About 900 cotton farms produce an average total of 600,000 bales and supplied approximately $362 million in cash to the state economy in 2011. That’s enough cotton for at least one pair of jeans for every person in the United States.

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Arizona is the birth place for Pima Cotton, a long-fiber variety (known as long staple cotton) named for the Pima Indians who helped cultivate it. This crop was responsible for Arizona’s cotton boom during World War I. Extra-long fibers make it both extremely durable and luxuriously soft, thus excellent for industrial and trade goods. Once bred for its durability, today, its brand, “Supima,” is popular with designers and high-end linen manufacturers.

In 1917, Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company bought land to cultivate long staple cotton for airplane tires, leading to the eventual founding of Goodyear, Arizona.

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Also from the same site, some information on how insects that target cotton are managed:

Many insects love to eat cotton plants. Historically, farmers have battled these pests, and the devastation of their crop, by spraying insecticides. Cotton is one of the most heavily sprayed crops, but too much pesticide can pollute fields and water sources.

Crop management changed when some cotton seeds were genetically modified to include Bt, a natural insecticide. This cotton actually kills boll weevils trying to feed on it, so farmers spray less.

(Fun song sung by Tex Ritter about boll weevils.)

Arizona farmers have developed another weapon in their pest-control arsenal: a moth factory. This enterprise targets the pink bollworm, a moth that lays its eggs in cotton buds and produces tiny striped worms that eat their way through the crop.

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To fight this persistent pest, agricultural specialists are taking drastic action. They are making more of them.

A 69,000 square foot warehouse located in the vicinity of Sky Harbor Airport churns out 22 million adult pink bollworm moths per day. But there is something special about these moths. A few minutes in a radiation chamber has taken away their ability to reproduce.

Of course, the moths don’t know that. When they are released on area cotton farms, they mate with naturally born adults. However, no babies are produced by these moths. The next generation of moths remains at a manageable size, ensuring the next generation of cotton.

Talk about effective birth control! 🙂

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