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I Need a Wife!

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I swear…

I don’t know whether I’m growing more incompetent, more decrepit, or what the deal is.

I just can’t seem to get all my chores done in and of a day.

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And I’m not even working.

I don’t know how I’d get all the piddly little things I need to get done done if I worked at a real job.

I’m convinced that I NEED A WIFE!

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I searched google and found one in Dallas at INEEDAWIFEDALLAS.com.

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But then I found out that I would need to pay my wife $35 per hour.

I don’t think I’m giving myself enough credit for what I do accomplish in and of a day…

Maybe if I paid myself that $35 per hour, I’d be really impressed with myself.

At the very least, I’d be more selective with the chores I decided to work on–are they really worth $35 to get them done… 🙂

4 thoughts on “I Need a Wife!”

      1. Sometimes I wonder if anyone would do some of what we do for $350 an hour. Yeah, maybe once, but I’m not so sure on a repetitive basis. 🙂

  2. I was talking with a woman who hasn’t retired the other day while playing pickleball. Her husband has been retired for about five years and is an ‘excellent house-husband’. She said, ‘Why should I retire? I love my job and I don’t have to cook, clean, or do laundry!’

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