Meridian, Idaho
While staying with and visiting my dad last week, a couple of secrets came out.
He had a legal appointment where he had to sign dozens of papers.
As I watched him sign his John Hancock over and over again, I remembered all of the times I forged his signature during high school.
I confessed and told Dad and the lawyer about it. “This brings back lots of memories of signing your name on fake absence notes whenever I cut school.”
He laughed and said that he’d never had a clue. Luckily, I never got caught being truant.
Melissa, the lawyer, laughed as well and said that no one had ever admitted that in her office before.
She then asked me if I had anything else to confess.
I said that after telling Dad that I had smoked marijuana last fall while traveling in Colorado I think that confessing two things was enough for this visit.
Dad will be 95 in a couple of months and I don’t want to shock him too much… 🙂


Giggle. I didn’t even have the guts to do Senior ditch day.
Oodly, Joanne, I didn’t do Senior ditch day. Lots of other days, but not that one. 🙂
How very hipster of you… hee hee.
Mr. King, my typing teacher, actually thanked me for coming to class on senior ditch day.
That is something I never ever did was forge my folks signature. Probably since I was the child left behind I never thought of it!
So sad, Lorraine. 🙁