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Rocky Mountain High (Part III)

Meridian, Idaho

I never did smoke any marijuana again.

Not because it was a bad experience.

But because I found something better!

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After smoking my first joint, I started Googling marijuana options again to learn more.

Turns out that marijuana for medical patients comes in many different forms. And now that recreational marijuana is legal in some states, these different forms are available to all who decide to imbibe.

First off, a bit about the strains of marijuana. There are three strain categories: sativa, indica, and hybrid.

Here are the descriptions for sativa and indica:

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While discussing options with the saleswoman in Telluride, we decided that a hybrid of sativa and indica would best meet my desires.

But, and I’m not sure why, the Telluride store didn’t sell any marijuana other than the actual cannabis.

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In my research, I found out that other stores sell medibles–cannabis-infused foods.

So off we drove to Durango, Colorado, to a store that sold medibles.

There were dozens of choices from the quintessential pot brownies to lollypots (oops lollypops)  to tootsie rolls. There are even drops that you can add to your favorite drink.

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I bought a few tootsie rolls to try while we were still legal within Colorado.

They were FANTASTIC! I didn’t cough my lungs up. I didn’t stink to high heaven (no pun intended). And I still got high.

When consuming medibles, the high takes longer to come through than when smoking. And users must be careful to wait a while before deciding to have more because it’s easy to consume more than you think you are.

All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed my Rocky Mountain Highs.

Will I do it again? You bet! I’d love to go back to Colorado, Washington, Alaska, or Oregon and get high again.

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I hope that some day in my lifetime marijuana is as legal as alcohol and as illegal as alcohol is to imbibe and drive.

On a purely personal note:

I have neuropathy. All four of my limbs are numb and tingly. My legs are affected from my knees down, and my arms are affected from my elbows down. It feels like I have ants crawling under my skin 24 hours a day/7 days a week. I tried the standard traditional medicine for it, and my sensations decreased by 50%. Unfortunately, after the second dose I started urinating blood, so I stopped the medication.

If marijuana were medically legal in Idaho, I’d be asking my neurologist for a prescription because on the few times I used marijuana (consuming medibles or smoking a joint) my sensations decreased by 75% while I was high.

I wouldn’t consume it all the time, but it certainly would be nice to fall asleep a couple of times a week without thinking ants are under my skin. 🙂

Rocky Mountain High (Part II)

Meridian, Idaho

I decided to try some of the marijuana later that same night.

We were staying in an RV park in Cortez, Colorado, but I just didn’t feel comfortable smoking pot in the park. The smell would be intense and very recognizable, and I still felt like a criminal.

I wrapped a joint and it turned out quite well considering how long it had been since I had wrapped one. Truthfully it took a few tries, but I was quite pleased with my efforts. 🙂

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I actually Googled “How to Roll a Joint” and got lots of great advice on-line.

Rich and I drove out to a place in the nearby forest, and I lit up.

It’s just like riding a bicycle or riding a bicycle while smoking a joint–came right back to me. 🙂

bike-smokingOther than smoking marijuana less than a dozen times and smoking a cigarette once (and my mother caught me on the third puff), I have never smoked.

I was coughing and hacking within minutes. My nearly virgin lungs and throat were not ready for smoking a full joint.

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So I smoked about half the joint.

Rich was keeping a careful eye on me. I kept assuring him that I was fine, and I was.

In fact, within about 15 minutes I was more than fine. I was HIGH!

I don’t like wine, but I’m guessing that a lot of what I was feeling was similar to what others feel after some wine.

I was calm and peaceful.calm

While I did have some internal dialog going on, it wasn’t rushed and I didn’t feel compelled to think things through to the end.

There were some warps in the flow of time. At times, seconds took minutes. At other times, minutes took seconds. It wasn’t scary; it just was…

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I put my headphones on and listened to some of my favorite music. It was DIVINE. The music felt like it was being created inside my head and choreographed with gentle waves throughout at the same time.

The high lasted a couple of hours.

I slept very well that night.

And, the best thing? No hangover in the morning!

To Be Continued…

Rocky Mountain High (Part I)

Boise, Idaho

During our travels in and around the western U.S., we stopped for a bit in Colorado.

We saw some amazing sights, but, for me, the best part of the stay in Colorado was my Rocky Mountain High!

Colorado was the first state to legalize recreational marijuana effective January 1, 2014.

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I’d been looking forward to imbibing again for a very, very long time.

The last time I smoked pot was in 1979. It was not a pleasant experience because the pot was laced with something. I swore that I’d never smoke again until marijuana was regulated.

Who knew that regulation would actually happen a MERE 36 YEARS later?

Once we decided to drive through part of Colorado last October, I started researching recreational marijuana via Google.

There are a plethora of Web sites to help people find the best shop to meet their needs. There are also maps to show one how to best get there…

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I ended up going to two shops: one in Telluride and one in Durango.

As we drove to Telluride, I kept changing my mind about whether to buy or not.

Once we got there, we stopped at a park to let Sophie run around. Sitting on the grass (no pun intended) were two guys stoned out of their minds as they continued to smoke.

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Think of Beavis and Butthead. The guys we saw looked and laughed and spoke exactly like them. I told Rich that if ever there was an advertisement NOT to smoke, it was seeing those two guys.

I had only smoked a handful, well maybe two handfuls, of times before. I enjoyed the affects much more than drinking while I was a crazy teenager.

As we drove around the Telluride area, I finally decided to go ahead with my purchase because I might never have gotten the opportunity to do so again.

Rich dropped me off at the Alpine Wellness store. I had no idea what to expect as I walked into the door.

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My driver’s license was checked at the first door to make sure that I was of age, but my license was not copied. The receptionist did add a line to her hash marks (no pun intended) count of residents vs. non-residents.

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There were dozens of artistic looking bongs on shelves around the store. And the display shelves housed an overwhelming number of glass jars with a wide variety of colorful marijuana buds.

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I was greeting by a 35-ish year old woman, dressed very professionally who looked and spoke like she was a college professor.

I confessed that this was my first time buying marijuana ever and that I hadn’t had any for decades.

We talked a bit about what I wanted. I didn’t want to get crazy high. I just wanted to get mellow, relax, and enjoy some music.

Turns out that growing marijuana now is an exact science. Different strains of plants produce different experiences.

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The saleswoman recommended a particular type and said that she thought it would be perfect for me.

She bagged up an eighth ounce. Then we talked about papers to wrap the marijuana into a joint. I said that I used to use Zig Zag. She retrieved a package for me.

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I had forgotten to get cash, so I pulled out my credit card, and she said, “Oh, we don’t take plastic. But there’s an ATM machine in the corner.” I withdrew some cash and paid $30 for the pot and a few bucks for the papers.

(Banks are reluctant to process transactions for pot stores because while it’s legal in the state, it’s still federally illegal to buy pot.)

With my purchase in a brown paper bag, I left the store.

I have to admit that even though I was within my legal rights, I felt like a criminal and sheepishly looked about as I hurried out to the Jeep where Rich was waiting like a bank heist getaway driver… 🙂

To be continued…

Pastry Pilgrimage

Boise, Idaho

From Wikipedia:

A pastry is a major type of bakers’ confectionery. It includes many of the various kinds of baked products made from ingredients such as flour, sugar, milk, butter, shortening, baking powder, and eggs.

A pilgrimage is a journey or search of moral or spiritual significance. Typically, it is a journey to a shrine or other location of importance to a person’s beliefs and faith, although sometimes it can be a metaphorical journey into someone’s own beliefs.

I love pastries!

A lot!

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Somehow I came across another new type of pastry that has gone viral. More about it in a few…

Seeing that newly created pastry made me think about how wonderful it would be to go on a pastry pilgrimage.

I could travel far and wide to discover and taste delectable pastries.

Some travel in search of microbrew beers. Others go on search of award winning wines. Perhaps a journey for the best barbecued ribs.

That all sounds nice, but for my palette, it would be pastries. And eating not just good but really wonderful pastries can almost feel like a mystical experience to me…

I already have two places already in mind to begin my pastry pilgrimage.

Mr. Holmes Bakehouse

This new bakery recently invented the cruffin, a cross between a croissant and a muffin.

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Yep, that looks like food porn to me. 🙂

Mr. Holmes Bakehouse is in San Francisco.

People wait in line over 90 minutes to purchase their limit of two cruffins.

After my pilgrimage journey to The City by the Bay, I’d fly north to The Emerald City for some wonderful cheesecake.

The Confectional

The Confectional has some of the best cheesecake I’ve ever had. It is located in Pike Place Market in Seattle.

These cheesecakes are unique because each one is an individual serving. I guess you could split one and share, but I don’t. 🙂

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My favorite is New York Style pictured above.

They have lots of other flavors, but I’m rather a purist about my cheesecake. I like it plain and dense and rich.

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If I were on death row and was offered one last meal, I would order one of each of the cheesecake flavors available at The Confectional.

They ship orders, so I know it’d be no problem to get the delicious delectables.

The only one I wouldn’t order would be sugar-free, because why bother counting calories at that point…

If Miss Manners + Dirty Harry Had a Child Together…

Boise, Idaho

I witnessed something disturbing yesterday when a customer accused the cashier of stealing from him while at a local Dollar Tree store.

And earlier in the day I watched a video of a young ESPN reporter who berated a towing company’s employee after her car was towed.

After watching these two people’s behavior, I was wondering what has happened to civility?

Then I thought, “Maybe Miss Manners could advise these people on the proper etiquette.”

They probably wouldn’t listen.

But how about if Miss Manners and Dirty Harry had a baby together–an etiquette maven and the toughest cop ever?

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So the Miss Manners part of the baby would advise them to “Be Polite!” and the Dirty Harry part would caution “Go Ahead, Make My Day!” If they continued their unpolite behavior, Dirty Harry would shoot them.

Maybe this child could help bring civility back into our world! Wouldn’t that be grand?

Here’s what happened at the Dollar Tree store:

A youngish man (maybe 35) accused a younger (maybe 20) cashier of short changing him.

The manager was involved along with another cashier who had witnessed the entire cash exchange.

The manager ran a system check on the register and had the cashier balance his cash to the register. The actual cash balanced exactly to what the system said he should have, but the customer insisted that he had been cheated.

He kept saying that he had given the cashier a twenty dollar bill. The cashier calmly said that it had been a ten dollar bill.

But here’s the thing… There were no twenty dollar bills in the register!

After several minutes of arguing, the customer changed his attitude and started getting nasty and making very rude comments to the employees. The manager offered to call the cops to have them arbitrate the situation.

After that, the customer issued a racially motivated slur to the manager and stormed out of the store.

The manager took note of the customer’s car license number and most likely reported it to police in has the customer tries this trick with other stores.

And, in case you haven’t seen it, here’s the video of the young ESPN employee who earned herself a week’s suspension:

Day In and Day Out

Boise, Idaho

Happy Anniversary to us!

Rich and I celebrate our 38th wedding anniversary today.

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We have kidded one another for years by saying that all that time was, “Day In and Day Out.”

It’s one thing to say we’ve been married for 38 years, bit it’s another thing to say that those 38 years were really 13,870 days.

Wait, counting leap years, it was really 13,880 days–Day In and Day Out!

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That’s a really long time!

And that Day In and Day Out saying has taken on a new meaning during this last year of living in Homer’s 200+ square feet. 🙂

How are we celebrating our anniversary?

We’re moving into our new home. And that’s appropriate because HOME is very important to us both.

Here is one of my favorite songs. Favorite because it tells the story of how I feel around Rich: like I’m celebrating coming home.

Love you, Hon’…

Directionally Dyslexic

Boise, Idaho

I have a hard time telling right from left. Always have, always will.

My family knows, and they are always suspect of anything I tell them that involves directions.

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But strangers don’t know that I’m directionally dyslexic.

So the other day while riding my bicycle along the Greenbelt they had no idea that when I told them, “On your RIGHT,” to kindly let them know that I was coming up behind them and was going to pass that I REALLY meant, “On your LEFT.”

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I could not figure out why people kept stepping into my path. Nor could I figure out why I was getting dirty looks.

Finally after I about ran over the fourth person, I stopped at held up my hands to figure out which side the “L” was on.

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Lo and behold, I had right and left backwards yet again…

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To Tip or Not to Tip

Boise, Idaho

I stopped at this Fast Eddy’s (a c-store, gas station, + car wash) to get a Diet Pepsi after pickleball yesterday.

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I haven’t been to this particular convenience store in a long time, and I was shocked to see tip jars at each of the cashiers’ stations.

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I get tipping for services, but after seeing the tip jars at a convenience store I must admit that I’m confused.

I’ve tipped at restaurants, fast food places, hair salons, etc… And I’m a frequent and decent tipper.

But I’ve never tipped someone just for holding up my Diet Pepsi to a bar code scanner, telling me what I owe, and taking my money.

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I just don’t think of that as a service.

Maybe I would if the cashier sang a song, did a little tap dancing, or perhaps wielded my Diet Pepsi with the flair of an Ichiban chef…

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But, wait, maybe clerking is a service now that there are self-checkout options at many stores.

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I’m a fan of self-checkout because it usually saves me time, but, if that’s leading to clerks asking for tips, I’ll quit self-checkout immediately.

Level of Comfort

Boise, Idaho

The other day I was visiting with our daughter, Melissa. She’s a second grade teacher, a very good second grade teacher in my humble opinion. 🙂

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Melissa was talking about how she and her fellow second grade teachers level the children for reading and math into four different groups.

I asked her what the benefits of leveling are. She explained in highly technical teacher terms that the children learn more.

And then she went on to say that the children are also VERY comfortable when they are with others in their own level. I asked her to share an example of that comfortableness.

I was skeptical because I remember in second grade that there being only two levels of reading groups: Robins and Bluebirds.

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Everyone KNEW that robins weren’t as pretty or as good as bluebirds, so it was better to be in the bluebird group. Being a robin was frowned upon, especially by the nuns. They virtually sang the bluebird’s name and spat out the robin’s name as they called us to our groups.

But apparently things are different now. There’s no judging based on leveling; it just is what it is…

And the amazing thing is how comfortable Melissa’s students are in their leveled groups.

They toot in front of one another. Yep, toot… And they they all giggle together about it. No judgments.

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And it doesn’t matter which group they are in. A student can be in the higher math group and the lower reading group. As long as the students are in their OWN group, tootings are allowed and accepted.

But they don’t freely toot when they are in their own homeroom even though they spend more time with their homeroom classmates.

I just find that fascinating.

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They are most comfortable within a certain level with their true peers, but they hold back when with a non-leveled group.

Made me start wondering what levels I’m most comfortable with in various areas of my life. Like in pickleball, I’m most comfortable with lower-level advanced players. But I’m not sure I’m comfortable enough to toot while playing…

Well, at least not intentionally.  🙂

New (to us) Home!

Boise, Idaho

We did it! We put an offer in on a house and it was accepted. So we are buying a house!

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First a short side story to set this post up…

When our son, Richie, was getting ready to go off to college, we had to buy him a suit and dress shoes as required by the football team.

Melissa, Richie, and I went shopping together on what was one of the longest days in our lives…

Suits didn’t fit well because, at the time, Richie was 6’3″ and over 230 pounds of pure football muscle. As an 18-year-old kid, he wasn’t interested in getting dress up clothes. And the shoes to go with the suit were nothing like Nike Air Jordans…

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After multiple stores, we found a suit that worked. Then came the shoes. I think he wore a size 13 then, so it was challenging to find shoes that fit let alone looked good.

I held up yet another pair of shoes and asked, “What about these?”

His response, “They make me want to throw up!”

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I never missed a beat and said, “Well, at least they don’t make you want to throw up twice!” And we bought those shoes. 🙂 *

As Rich as I were comparing needs and wants to find the best house and lot for both of us, I thought of that episode often.

We’d find a house that I loved, but the electricity was on the wrong side of the garage for the shop placement.

Rich found a shop that was perfect, and I’d leave the house nearly crying because it was so bloody ugly.

We almost got to the point of asking each other if the property was bad enough to throw up twice.

Then I checked realtor.com again late one afternoon, and a new listing came up. We got in the Jeep immediately to go drive by. Maybe, this one might work.

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We then called Katie, our fabulous real estate agent, who arranged for us to look inside the house that very evening.

And so the morning after the house listed, we made an offer and it was accepted late that night. There’s more to the story, but that’s for another post…

We hope to close within two weeks.

Still thousands of decisions to make. Big ones like do we keep Homer? How much are we going to travel?

And small ones like what Internet provider is best? How about for television?

We’ll get to those, but for now it’s nice to know that we’re no longer homeless.

And we’ll be in a home that’s on a lot that doesn’t make us want to throw up! 🙂

PS Richie never wore the suit or shoes. 😉