Hot Sh*t

Meridian,  Idaho

So there was a wildfire two days ago in the foothills just north of Boise.


And when the fire was first reported on the news, the official wording was a bit odd:

Carrie Bilbao, BLM spokeswoman says there was evidence and “other personal items left at the scene,” proving the fire was man-made.

headline-1The fact that there was a fire is not unique,  but yesterday’s headline stating the cause of the fire was very unique!

Turns out that a dirt bicyclist stopped for a bit to relieve himself. He lit his used toilet paper on fire.

Embers from his fire caught the dry grass on fire, and the rest is history.

He turned himself in to the Bureau of Land Management saying that he may have caused the fire. Officials haven’t released his name (I’ll bet he’s thrilled about that!), and it hasn’t been decided if he will be charged.

But I’m wondering if it was really the toilet paper that caused the fire. Survivalists often use poop to create fire. Maybe this guy had the right combination of roughage and fats in his diet to create the perfect ‘fire starter’. 🙂

From KTVB:

Bureau of Land Management officials say a cyclist who couldn’t hold it is responsible for starting a fire that scorched more than 73 acres in the Boise foothills.

According to BLM spokeswoman Carrie Bilbao, a man was cycling in the foothills when he stopped to defecate in a ravine. Afterwards, the man tried to get rid of the waste by lighting his toilet paper on fire. The man apparently tried to bury the burning waste to extinguish it, but an ember spread to nearby dry grass.

“I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go,” Bilbao said.

The Hull Fire was reported at about 1:30 p.m. by several people off 8th Street in the Hulls Gulch area. Emergency responders called in ground and air resources to quell the flames, which spread to 73 acres. The fire was contained by 8 p.m.

“We’ve had this before, actually – it doesn’t happen very often – but when people have to go, um, they will often burn their toilet paper just as kind of an environmental concern, to not litter, basically, but in these fuel types, it’s not a good idea,” Bilbao said.

Bilbao said the man came forward and told the BLM he might be responsible for the blaze. The man’s story matched “evidence” found at the scene, according to investigators.

Police have not yet decided whether to charge the man with a crime or hold him financially responsible for fire-fighting costs. The man’s name has not been released.